Tiffany Selby Autograph Card

So many NHL teams have trouble with their goaltending that a few should perhaps be looking at their options with an open mind; if the traditional route doesn't work, perhaps thinking outside the box will. For instance, the Carolina Hurricanes had their equipment manager Jorge Alves suit up and actually play for 8 seconds in their 3-1 loss against the Tampa Bay Lightning earlier this season, leaving him with the franchise's best career goals-against average (0.00)...

And we all know Manon Rhéaume played for the Bolts in a preseason game 25 years ago...

So perhaps a team like the Calgary Flames or St. Louis Blues could have a look at Tiffany Selby and see what she can do...

That's a Preview card from Benchwarmer, ahead of their 2013 National convention, which sees her sporting a Koho stick - the brand that Patrick Roy used with the Montréal Canadiens from 1993-95 and with the Colorado Avalanche for the remainder of his career, i.e. three of his four Stanley Cups, two of his three Conn Smythes and a Hart nomination.

The last time we checked in on her, she was a model and aspiring actress. A lot has happened since, including regular appearances on Deal Or No Deal, being the official spokesmodel for Budweiser and Suzuki, the birth of her daughter, and a move back to Jacksonville, Florida instead of remaining in California.

Nowadays, she's a realtor for the Watson Group.

Tiffany Selby Autograph Card

Florida's a breeding ground for... well, hot chicks. Tiffany Selby, originally from Jacksonville, is no exception to that. In fact, she may be proof that it's in the pudding - she started modeling at age 1, when she won the coveted - I imagine - title of Miss Baby Jacksonville. But that's just weird.

I'd rather concentrate on what she did after she turned 18, including when she moved to Orlando at the ripe age of 22, where her career really took off, with plenty of magazine and advertising work. Oh, and a little something called Playboy made her a Playmate.

When that happens, it takes very little time for everyone else to take notice, hence this 2006 Series 1 Authentic Autograph (#11 of 20 models) by Benchwarmer. Signed in thin black sharpie, the signature seems to take a life of its own, liek it's full of bubbles and joy.